Piratina's Carriage Ride

One sunny day Piratina decided 

to take a carriage ride.

 The heat of the day,

 and the bumpiness
of the ride was very uncomfortable.

Looking to make some fun,

Piratina wonders if anyone will notice

her kerchief floating away in the breeze.

A scheming pirate named 

Captain Skins spots it, 

but that's not all he spies.  

He sees Piratina's unguarded chest.

Piratina takes a liking to Captain Skins,

 and invites him into her car, 

but not before she modestly 

puts her jacket back on.

 

That's when the Captain cozies up to Piratina, 

and lures her into giving him a kiss.

 

The sleeping potion on the 

Captain's lips knocks out Piratina,

and Captain Skins 

steals the treasure chest.

Awaking, Piratina sees 

the Captain running away, 

and she alerts the local militia.

Piratina vows to get Captain Skins

 if it's the last thing she does.