One sunny day Piratina decided
to take a carriage ride.
The heat of the day,
and the bumpiness
of the ride was very uncomfortable.
Looking to make some fun,
Piratina wonders if anyone will notice
her kerchief floating away in the breeze.
A scheming pirate named
Captain Skins spots it,
but that's not all he spies.
He sees Piratina's unguarded chest.
Piratina takes a liking to Captain Skins,
and invites him into her car,
but not before she modestly
puts her jacket back on.
That's when the Captain cozies up to Piratina,
and lures her into giving him a kiss.
The sleeping potion on the
Captain's lips knocks out Piratina,
and Captain Skins
steals the treasure chest.
Awaking, Piratina sees
the Captain running away,
and she alerts the local militia.
Piratina vows to get Captain Skins
if it's the last thing she does.
